The Shortest Horror Story Ever
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
An even shorter horror story:
“Eiichiro Oda is dead.”
Even worse:
“Your parents find your Tumblr.”
The worst ever:
“President Santorum”
“President Santorum”………“President Santorum”
I fold.
“PRESIDENT SANTORUM”
LITERALLY JUST SCREAMED
NO NO NO NO NO
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“PRESIDENT SANTORUM”


